Funny SMS Collection Part-3 | Mobile SMS Collection

• Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp.
Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light.
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light.
Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab
Din Mein Kya Karte the?

• How True.. .A cigarette shortens your
life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life
by 4 minutes, a working day shortens
your life by 8 hours!

• Well, they do say opposites attract...
So I sincerely hope you meet somebody
who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and
cultured. Gud Day!

• Raamnavami aanewali hai,
isiliye hum apna man kewal Pooja,
Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mein lagaana
chahtey hain. So... aapke pados mein
in mein se koi ho to bataao.

• A women's prayer: Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand
my man; Love to forgive him and
Patience for his moods. Because
Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat
him to death!

• Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana. 

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